hi my name is cole, i am always sad and i rly like super buff characters
one time mon cher drew me getting eaten by a dinosaur
@yareyaredaze That's a pretty impressive resume. We could use someone with that particular set of skills.
@brwarner also one time i cried for 5 minutes bc i saw a v cute spider
:sunglasses:
@brwarner dear brwarner,
i am pleased to accept your job offer as [big gay baby]
i have already given my current employer notice of my intention to leave
i look forward to a long and rewarding career with [??????????]
sincerely,
cole
@yareyaredaze (oh no what have I done)
@brwarner (u ruined ur company is what u did :grimacing: )
@yareyaredaze You don't even know. You're the eighth big gay baby we hired and we don't even have a product yet.
@brwarner i can,,
,, draw a thing ??? i am also skilled at pinball and microwaving corndogs w/o the pancake on them splitting
is that marketable
@yareyaredaze We've got a guy in marketing who's trying to sell postal stamps to cats. We're pairing you up with him.
@yareyaredaze *drops clipboard* You're hired.