I'm not disappointed that there are Wikipedia entries for "squishy", "mushy", and "blarg". I'm only disappointed that the entries are about products or characters in popular media, or software. I was kind of hoping a small cadre of Wikipedia editors had been combatively constructing sourced descriptions about wet unpleasant textures.
@ardgedee squishy is not unpleasant (we can take this to the Talk page)
@ardgedee [citation needed]