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age 18: I know everything!
age 22: I don't know everything, but I can generally figure out most adult things if I keep calm
age 28: hepl how do i do anything
me as a 28 year old: an adult, yes i played one on tv once
@tcql i can verify that:
age 35: i might actually be able to do this
age 41: no one cares if i do it or not. screw it. *runs around with streamers trailing behind me*
@tcql Good news! By your 40s you'll have advanced to 'Help nothing makes any marmalade anymore why even is gravity will the sky go sideways today'
No actually adulthood is wonderful everything makes sense even politics. ESPECIALLY politics! Muhahaha they're coming through the walls
@tcql Wait for 45!