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*someone rings my doorbell*
ah im not answering, if its important theyll phone me
*someone phones me*
ah im not answering, if its important they'll come round
@jk if it's important , they'll find me in my cave
@masklayer @jk If it's important, they'll use my e-brain's API to send a push notification
@masklayer @jk If it's important, they will pray so hard that God retroactively writes it into the very metaphysical structure of being itself
@swervestray @masklayer @jk Carrier pigeon hasn't been very reliable during dove season. Rest of the year isn't bad.
@swervestray @jk if it's important, they'll hack my e-ink chameleonic skin display so that message is written all over my body when I wake up