**Matthew Graybosch** @starbreaker · 2018-04-03T14:21:02Z

Matthew Graybosch @starbreaker

I write female characters. I'm not necessarily good at it, but I'd like to think I'm better than this.

https://electricliterature.com/describe-yourself-like-a-male-author-would-is-the-most-savage-twitter-thread-in-ages-60d145d638d6

Apr 03, 2018, 14:21 · Web · 0 · 2

**Janna** @jannamark · Apr 03, 2018, 14:48

**Janna** @jannamark · Apr 03, 2018, 14:48

@starbreaker I choose to believe that the author was the love child of the walking nightmare who grabbed my glasses right off my face and said I'd be prettier without them and one of the idiots who used to loudly order me to smile, may they all suffer forever.

Thankfully I am completely invisible now, being overweight and middle-aged.

**KnotKnormal** @KnotKnormal · Apr 03, 2018, 15:13

**KnotKnormal** @KnotKnormal · Apr 03, 2018, 15:13

@jannamark @starbreaker 😡 May they suffer boils on their genitals, and may their teeth painfully rot, along with the ones who jammed a videocamera down my shirt.

**KnotKnormal** @KnotKnormal · Apr 03, 2018, 15:14

**KnotKnormal** @KnotKnormal · Apr 03, 2018, 15:14

@starbreaker Brilliant responses!

**Fiona_the_Ogre** @Boudicca · Apr 03, 2018, 18:25

**Fiona_the_Ogre** @Boudicca · Apr 03, 2018, 18:25

women writing men like men write women P1 Show more

**Fiona_the_Ogre** @Boudicca · Apr 03, 2018, 18:26

**Fiona_the_Ogre** @Boudicca · Apr 03, 2018, 18:26

women writing men P2 Show more

**vince 🍣** @salmon_cannon · Apr 04, 2018, 04:40

**vince 🍣** @salmon_cannon · Apr 04, 2018, 04:40

**Fiona_the_Ogre** @Boudicca · Apr 03, 2018, 18:28

**Fiona_the_Ogre** @Boudicca · Apr 03, 2018, 18:28

@KnotKnormal @starbreaker more gems at :
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-women-wrote-men-the-way-men-write-women

**Matthew Graybosch** @starbreaker · Apr 03, 2018, 20:45

**Matthew Graybosch** @starbreaker · Apr 03, 2018, 20:45

@Boudicca @KnotKnormal LOL. Thanks.