Smudge is not amused, but he won't stop licking himself raw.
@starbreaker
ohhhhh, poor smudge!!!!
@MissSnarkerson He'll get over it. :)
@starbreaker
lol, of course he will.... doesn't mean I don't still want to give all the scritches!
@MissSnarkerson Save some for Virgil and Purrseus. :)
@starbreaker
I am an equal opportunity scritcher....
i had to reread this twice just to make sure it wasn't an advertisement for "services"
@kaniini
lol, I've often wondered where the incredibly well paying job is where I pet cats and play video games and read all the books, but alas, it doesn't seem to exist....
pretty sure that particular pay structure involves old men and "services"...my gag reflex control is strong, but not that strong...
@starbreaker
@MissSnarkerson @kaniini Mine is, but when I was young enough and pretty enough for that kind of work I honestly thought that sex work was beneath me.
I just picked a more respectable and less lucrative way to whore myself out. Instead of sucking their dicks I'm coding for them, but either way I'm nothing but a fucking rent boy.
@kaniini @MissSnarkerson You're already following me, aren't you? :)
@starbreaker
aren't we all.....
@kaniini
I think the difference is that few of us are willing to admit in public that the world's oldest profession might also be the world's only honest one.
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