I was going through my paper mail this morning, and I found a letter from the school district where I used to do time as a kid. Apparently the high school English department head found out that I've written a couple of novels, and wants to make my first one required summer reading.
I'm horrified by this. I don't want a captive audience, and I don't want people to grow up despising my work because it was shoved down their throats at school. Save that shit for when I'm dead and buried, please.
Shakespeare should be seen on stage, or at least in a good film production, not read out of a book.
Jane Austen got more palatable after I discovered the BBC production of #PrideAndPrejudice via a girlfriend who encouraged me to think of it as a satire.