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If you ever want the rush of shoplifting without the risk of getting caught, consider putting your shopping list on a tablet. When you get to checkout, make sure to put it in the baggy front pocket of your hoodie (so that they know you don't need to scan it, of course).
@stalememes Unless of course, the item is over $30.00 and it has a tiny magnetic strip inside. There's a Walmart about 25 miles away, and it's so easy to shoplift there. I've watched customers set off alarms, and none of the employees GAF.