my roommate had a friend over for dinner and asked me to play buffer bc they're not on the best of terms rn and literally five minutes into dinner he disappeared to take a phone call.
a good bit later he shows back up, pissed as hell, and is all, "i have to go." apparently one of his weed plants got stolen and he needed to go beat a guy up?? it was simultaneously the most uneventful and the most Wild night i've had in a while