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I'd like to thank all the fine restaurants who charge more than $30 for an entree but don't take reservations; you have effectively quarantined the people who make poor life choices or don't see time as valuable, leaving more space on city streets for me.
I mean, except for Eventide where the line spills into the street and makes the sidewalk impassible for the entire summer.