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Jules @reedsandstrings

Tfw the cat is in the laundry basket and you tell her to move and she says **** off and you say fine I'll just pull the towels out around you and then you're bleeding.

@reedsandstrings When I find cats in my laundry basket, I give them punishment cuddles.

@reedsandstrings hopefully you at least managed to obtain one towel to stanch the hemorrhage.

@MissSnarkerson Oh yeah, it was definitely my own fault! I thought I was smarter/quicker and I was very wrong.

@reedsandstrings oh, I've been there...went to my sister's wedding with a bloody gash on my face because I thought I could get away with kissing the cat who'd already told me to eff off....