hi i'm jess and welcome to your 7:30 timeline, currently very lesbian
@catoutofbed forecast over the next few hours, strong prevailing lesbian winds from the west as the girls in utc -6, -7, and -8 wake up
more on this lesbianstorm as it develops but first, here's jess with lesbian traffic
@quine @catoutofbed *extremely disco hit song voice* it’s raining girls, hallelujah it’s raining girls