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I got a breakup text earlier today I just don't know how to respond
One the one hand I could take a bubble bath, drink a bottle of wine, and send a stream of histrionic texts detailing how she's making a terrible mistake and that she's tearing me apart.
On the other hand I could just block her number, make a clean break, move on.
On the gripping hand I could be honest and tell her she's got the wrong number. I have no idea who she is and I'm definitely not her (now ex) boyfriend.
@selenized this is a performance art piece waiting to happen.
