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Whenever I eat a red delicious apple now, I think about @chuckwendig . They are much better than no apple at all and also great for throwing.
You can tell it's a good apple because it can withstand a lot of warehouse aging without losing any flavor and the thick shellac contributes to hyperregular bm's by coating your intestines internally so that nothing is absorbed.
