Me: why isn't this bonded interface coming up on this server ugh?
Me 30 seconds later: oh the Linux kernel module for bonding isn't loaded for some reason
also no thanks to the networking scripts on CentOS 7 not telling me what the actual problem was
"I can't bring up the bond interface :("
BUT WHY?
helpful error messages, who needs 'em eh?
@staticsafe I've got an old Pentium 4 1U, 2GB RAM, and a *floppy drive* if you need more ammo :)