"I should finally not bring a giant pile of old computers with me just because I haven't bothered to destroy their old drives this time. I'll just gut all of them and see how many drives I have to destroy"
*pile of gutted metallic corpses to the side, beholding a tower of spinning platter babel*
"oh my god"
@mlemweb @cwebber these drives weren't as hard as they wanted us to think, eh?