A real conversation from last night
Me -- I should go to bed probably if I'm tired and wake up early tomorrow before my meeting to get things done
@mlemweb -- Good idea, how much do you have to do?
Me -- Oh, merely rewrite the entire codebase from one language to another
@mlemweb -- What? Your client can't possibly expect you to do that
Me -- They didn't I thought it was a good idea before I showed them the code
@mlemweb -- ...
Me -- Also I wrote my own object system
He left out the part where he was trying to do all of this between yesterday's 11:00 meeting and today's 11:00 meeting