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Sometimes people think, "oh Jordy is a known boy, and can take care of this spider". But you see, not only will I not do that, but I now consider that room off limits. That's the spider's room now.

Unless the spider is cute and then he's my buddy and I'll transport him outside

"How can a spider be cute?" you ask, incredulous. I pull this photo out of my wallet:

@jordyd tfw you scramble to re-hide the spider image and accidentally open it full-screen

@kimdanes you'll have to replace the whole device now

@jordyd speaking of, I saw 3 spiders yesterday. I was pretty close to just burning the place down

@kimdanes @jordyd what if the spiders follow you on masto and move out before the big blaze?!

nothing is secret on the open web anymore

back in my day we could commit arson without alerting the resident bugs

Kim @kimdanes

@lopsigon @jordyd
> spiders
> the World Wide Web
Oh god

@kimdanes @lopsigon
for some reason we thought it was a good idea to create a giant web and fill it with spiders

@jordyd @lopsigon webcrawlers! How have I been so blind all this time

@kimdanes @lopsigon yeah! they're called spiders sometimes in addition to web crawlers