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Canadian geese look like very small ostriches
@lopsigon something something Great Emu War
@kimdanes heh
"General! our forces are overrun! We can't beat the aliens!"
* grim sigh *
"So..."
* A wizened figure ambles over to a shelf. *
"...it's come to this. I was hoping it wouldn't."
* confused voice *
"General?"
* the figure dusts a sealed tome pulled from the shelf *
"This can help us win the war."
"Win the war? Why now?!"
"You see, child, some things are better left sealed. Alas."
* eager steps appoach the old duo, and young eyes catch glittering letters *
"Tactics of the Emu War"
@lopsigon you should write a sequel
@kimdanes and ostriches look like trash raptors