Sometimes people think, "oh Jordy is a known boy, and can take care of this spider". But you see, not only will I not do that, but I now consider that room off limits. That's the spider's room now.

@jordyd I once ceded my bedroom to a praying mantis until my boyfriend could get out the Tupperware bowl and paper

@emmykei I'm cool with praying mantises personally, they're just fitey boys