Sometimes people think, "oh Jordy is a known boy, and can take care of this spider". But you see, not only will I not do that, but I now consider that room off limits. That's the spider's room now.
Unless the spider is cute and then he's my buddy and I'll transport him outside
"How can a spider be cute?" you ask, incredulous. I pull this photo out of my wallet:
@kimdanes you'll have to replace the whole device now
@jordyd speaking of, I saw 3 spiders yesterday. I was pretty close to just burning the place down
@kimdanes it's the only way to be sure
@jordyd there is a youtube series of an animated cute spider
if I remembered the name I would link it
* stares pointedly at the rest of the audience *
@lopsigon I'm sure someone on the web knows where the spider is
@jordyd They'd better. Maybe I'll go ask the driders if they know. Maybe I have some orc grog leftover.
@jordyd tfw you scramble to re-hide the spider image and accidentally open it full-screen