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"Oh hi neighbor! Uhm, don't mind me. I'm not crazy, even though I appear to be smashing the sidewalk with this sledgehammer. There's a hard drive platter there! Hence the bell noise! I do computer things where security matters sometimes...!"

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"... honestly, this is normal behavior, I promise!!!"

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@cwebber well,... if ya have access to a sand pit, termite is usually less work, but,... it dooooesn't keep you in shape. 🤔

@cwebber just fill your hdd with ants[1]!

[1] only works if your harddrive is made of ants