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I heard 2 bloops but only got 1 notification what gives
@kimdanes the fediverse got the hiccups
@jordyd fedi should hold their breath, it works sometimes
@kimdanes I’ve always been amazed how many different methods people have to cure hiccups, and especially amazed that so many of them work
@jordyd me too, especially when you read that the actual cause is so far from what the "cures" do. So why do they work so often
@kimdanes
One of life’s great mysteries
@kimdanes when I got the hiccups I’d put a spoon of sugar under my tongue