**jorty (deprecated aspect)** @jordyd · 2018-06-07T22:27:17Z

jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd

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jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd

(Spokesperson voice)
We’re not like other companies. At GoodCo, we are committed to NEVER dumping a bucket of ants on you while you sleep.

Jun 07, 2018, 22:27 · Amaroq · 1 · 8

🐙🐙 @oct2pus@sleeping.town · Jun 07, 2018, 22:29

🐙🐙 @oct2pus@sleeping.town · Jun 07, 2018, 22:29

@jordyd *long apology letter about ongoing ant dumping incidents revealed by wistleblower*

**boutique (idiot aspect)** @007@mastodon.xyz · Jun 07, 2018, 22:29

**boutique (idiot aspect)** @007@mastodon.xyz · Jun 07, 2018, 22:29

@jordyd bold of you to assume i don't want a bucket of ants dumped on me while i sleep

**Kim** @kimdanes · Jun 07, 2018, 23:22

**Kim** @kimdanes · Jun 07, 2018, 23:22

@jordyd and if we ever did, they would be FRIENDLY, HELPFUL ants.