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Um the person I asked out on a date for this weekend might be here at the cafe where I'm working tonight, where I'm moping and dressed slovenly. I should vanish.
@viciousviscosity just like that.
@jason Vanish! But only after they see you, so you can play it off as one of your many ninja disguises!
It is entirely possible they will find that so funny, they won't realize you've been hired to take them out...
Dammit, sorry, I am kinda missing #NaNoWriMo.