Coworkers: "Oh, why aren't you going to the motivational talk about What If You Could Do The Impossible?"
Me: I'm socially and medically transitioning my gender presentation, I don't think I need help from a straight cisgender dude on how to do the impossible, thanks.

Like I am actually very uncomfortable with all the "oh, you're trans, you must be SO BRAVE" bullshit cis people throw at me but on the other hand dude can take his TEDx Talk about PEAK PERFORMANCE!!! and shove it, I got this shit.

"What if you could do the impossible" like dude I had a SALAD for lunch today instead of a basket of fucking honey-mustard chicken fingers, eat me.