🎶 Spider-Man, Spider-ManLet's tell his origin story againIt's been what, five years nowSince the last time we milked that cowThank GodFor your attention spanYour short attention spaaaaaaaaaan 🎶
Spi -- Spider? Spider-Man? What's that? O_O
@jalefkowit Spider-man, Spider-manWe'd explore more if we canbut it seems no-one caresfor the villains in his snaresBecauseNo-one can name his foesNo-one can name his foooooooooes.
(Except the Green Goblin and Venom)