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Jason Lefkowitz ๐Ÿ‘ป @jalefkowit

๐ŸŽถ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Let's tell his origin story again
It's been what, five years now
Since the last time we milked that cow
Thank God
For your attention span
Your short attention spaaaaaaaaaan ๐ŸŽถ

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@jalefkowit Spider-man, Spider-man
We'd explore more if we can
but it seems no-one cares
for the villains in his snares
Because
No-one can name his foes
No-one can name his foooooooooes.

(Except the Green Goblin and Venom)