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Jason Lefkowitz 👻 @jalefkowit

You've all heard of fidget spinners, I'm sure. But have you considered that you may be a fidget SINNER?

Hi, I'm Greg, the new youth pastor

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@jalefkowit "Jesus had a fidget spinner too, you know. Except he called it God's Love, and he gave everyone one, and actually this metaphor isn't going as well as I thought it would"

@Sailorplutoid knock yourself out! Just attribute it to me and link back to the original if you can