mom: hey son I joined this new Mastodon thing
me: oh shit mom, I coulda helped you find a server, which one did you choose?
mom: well I liked the privacy policy on satanic.bikerladi.es but then communist.blaze.party had the shortest ping latency so
do ya get it, my mom is actually pretty computer-savvy you chauvinist clods. also she likes to fukken blaze it
@b_cavello @nolan now I feel guilty about my glib response. I should have known better, your mom sounds cool.