Hayes @hayez231@octodon.social

what you're looking at could be the end of a particularly terrifying nightmare.

it isn't.

it's the beginning!

Developer of Mastodon

your approachable friend headspin who is very not a downer in truth please do not look behind this mask thank

This has to be like my fourth Mastodon account by now—I promise it'll stay up longer probably

- Tries to administer Mastodon and Kubernetes
- FINALS ALMOST OVER

Toots licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0

Lol, like i know what I'm doing.

Prepare to be disappointed!

Admin of banana.dog

Interests: kettlebell / yoga / music / web development / ruby / js / apple ][ / retro games

Profile pic from Winston Rowntree's work

40% sarcastic gifs by volume. I sometimes make videos and put them here https://www.youtube.com/user/Thesixthgoon/videos

I'm also on peertube on mastodon.host! Search for brokenbiscuit and my videos should turn up!

Self-talking in the deep cyberspace.

stupid ideas and crap ascii art and sort-of puns from @boyce

powerful giant woman

art · archery · bouldering · philosophy · code · tea · cats · chocolate