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OMG guys I think I found a SCP unit thing.
It's a large cup-shaped object, full to the brim with a hot, dark liquid, and I drink compulsively from it every thirty seconds. It refills automatically upon emptying, and it seems I haven't slept in like two weeks. I've tried to throw it away or break it, but I'm stopped by a wave of sheer existential anguish and drowsiness.
So should I report it to the Foundation or what?
@groofay The empire will take it from here...
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