pgbouncer did great https://munin.octodon.social/octodon.social/main.octodon.social/postgres_connections_db.html
Also saved 100 processes, 25 -> 5forks/s, lowered postgresql's CPU usage, and saved ~500MB RAM.
@CobaltVelvet I dont understand most of what you say, but thanks for all your effort making this place great for us.