First, sit on my chest and tickle my face with her whiskers. If I roll over, try kneading my neck with her claws while purring. Next, walk back and forth over my torso a few times. NEW STEP: given the opportunity, get under the covers and curl up; shortly thereafter freak out about being trapped. Finally, stand next to pillow to supervise alarm-turning off. Make a beeline for the kitchen where there is always food left.
@grainne Sounds like she needs to step up her game! ;)