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Cat city up in here https://octodon.social/media/2LoI0voqcuGZnpokiFI
Send a rescue team if I'm not heard from in 8 hours https://octodon.social/media/n_nvPAYDa7xjwK2kcsg
Detective: "So, when do you last see @fobo?"
Witness: "Well, I didn't so much see him as I just observed a bunch of cats occupying a kinda @fobo shaped space..."
Detective: "please continue"
Witness: ”And then the cats moved, and and ... There was nobody there!"
Detective: ”Felineportation. It happens sometimes when there's a critical mass of fur. @fobo's probably in a warm cardboard box somewhere, drowsy and confused, but otherwise ok. We'll put the word on the street to keep an eye out."