"bubbly, classy, burning"
writing software shitposting science hosting stuff
https://www.patreon.com/CobaltVelvet https://liberapay.com/CobaltVelvet/
fitted sheet folding, mindreading, dad jokes
Journalist/author/lawyer. Contributing Editor at Vice's Motherboard. #Onhere for the shitposts
Runs http://www.metafilter.com, makes stuff.
Alleged in my spare time.
Living in disability midway 'tween San Luis Obispo and Pismo Beach (right turn at Albuquerque)
Male pronouns but you can call me it
Mozilla/Rust developer in Seattle. MeFite. He/him. https://limpet.net/mbrubeck Also @mbrubck