I am so fucking sick of people complaining how gloomy and drizzly it is today. What is wrong with you monsters? Some of us are sick of your vile sunshine!
The sun is humanity's oldest enemy. It is the father of all sin. It is at best Earth's adult garbage son who I hate.
@WeeMadHamish It's great, the clouds keep the terrible sun from staring at me incessantly
@elsilnora it emits skin-cancer causing radiation, too.
@jannamark This is true! It is literally trying to kill us, I don't understand
Keep your solar propaganda in church where it belongs
@elsilnora The clouds love us, and show it by hiding the burny day-moon