The ridiculously unfair AI in Super Mario Kart for the SNES that allows computer-controlled opponents unlimited access to attack items while I only get one per lap is comparable to the Republicans' ability to do whatever they want, as many times as they want, while I, the Democra
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This joke worked a little better over on Twitter, where the character limit cuts off my ridiculous strained metaphor mid-word; here on Mastodon, I deliberately chose to cut it off artificially earlier than necessary purely for comi