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Dear DevOps and SysAdmin,
YOU WONT DIE IF YOU JUST ADD HTTPS TO YOUR PRODUCT.
Regards.
@PeterCxy literally just letsencrypt it it's not that hard
@dittoslash I was really pissed off these days because our university just bought a new payment system and they decided that they don't need HTTPS for money-related systems.
@PeterCxy steal everyone's money and make it appear as "usehttps" on their statements
@PeterCxy then give it back
@dittoslash Or maybe just leave it and just let them think that it is really secure until someday someone really steals things and pisses the whole university off. 
@PeterCxy but wait long enough that people get angry