I frustrated a tourist today because I only knew my main route to a museum, and they wanted to avoid.... basically EVERY street that got them there for a "scenic route." My bad for not being your instant travel guide.
@dedbees My most recent visitor wanted to know all the back roads to avoid the freeways of Portland, and still cross the rivers. Uh...... Thankfully there's Google Earth to show her how to navigate the onramps, and lessen her fear. It helps that Portland is known for having courteous drivers.
@dedbees just route them to the red light district then be on your way.
@dedbees sounds like you met an internet troll IRL