My first ten minutes with Mastodon have taught me that my creativity only seems to apply itself to snarky comments.
A problem to be fixed or embraced?
@darklingatbest the corgi wasn't supposed to go in there, not sure what happened #copypastefail
@zefipalu Perhaps you can refer to me to a fitting medical professional
@darklingatbest embrace it. look into your heart, you know it to be true.
@blueminder Your advice is all over the place here. Please consolidate. Must I embrace my heart or look into it? Is it possible to embrace my heart? It sounds painful but effective?
Must resist temptation to post corgi pics. Must resist... Show more
@darklingatbest Dunno, not into brain surgery