Curse you, anonymous tiny human girl. I was settling into a familiar ritual of fear and loathing of returning to the country, composing vicious posts in my head. And now thanks to your nutty enthusiasm at something so pedestrian as the arrival of a bus I can't stop smiling. Seriously I'm trying to get my grump going and you're making it very difficult. Very impolite.

Fine. Be like that.

Now I'm just going to have to be happy for the rest of the afternoon. I hope you're proud of yourself.