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Well apparently I pass as female, at least as judged by the nice cleaning lady who pointed me to the women's bathroom because I couldn't remember the code to unlock the men's. It's sweet but I feel like an intruder. So glad there was no one else there.

@danielle As far as I'm concerned, (which is obviously a very small sphere of influence, sorry) you are always welcome in my bathroom. You're not an intruder unless you're the little kid shouting "Do you NEED your privacy?" while getting ready to crawl under the door, and even then, how polite are you for asking first? Aww! That's why there are stalls, so we can mind our own business while we do our business.

@Gogogadgetpants omg the number of times I've had to stop my children from doing that. It's like they think that any gap that they *can* squeeze through is a gap they *should* squeeze through. So embarrassing.

Also thank you :-)