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Guys. Guys.

The reason so many of us need glasses is because we’ve gotten away from Raw Sunlight. I’m designing goggles that actually focus UV directly *into the retina* and am ready for several million in seed capital. Who’s in?

Christopher Wood @cwood

@jquinby Wait, why the retina? Shouldn't the UV be focused on to the all-natural reiki acupressure points?

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@cwood @jquinby I’m with cwood on this one. Earlobes are the correct accupuncture points for eyesight.

Cut your hair, bathe your earlobes in the sun’s radiant love!