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Christopher Lemmer Webber @cwebber

Got a call from a telemarketer trying to convince me to go to Vegas

look, if I wanted to be hooked on something with short term stimulus with the illusion of reward I have video games, and those don't drain my life savings kthx

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@cwebber
> those don't drain my life savings kthx

obviously, you're not buying enough video games

@er1n @cwebber You need to remember that you're talking to someone who thinks that Emacs Tetris is a good game...

@not_on_pizza @er1n ok you don't need to learn emacs to play M-x tetris, it's like the one thing you don't need to learn emacs to do

run emacs, and then Tools -> Games -> Tetris

up, down, left, right, space

Now You're Playing With Emacs Tetris

@er1n @cwebber or loot boxes, or microtransacted powerups, or official Prima game guides, or tickets to yourfavgamecon, or

@cwebber "Vegas? Have you heard about cryptocurrency buddy?"

@gargron my new cryptocurrency ships with a lever, sound effects, and flashy lights

@Gargron @cwebber Emm… crypto-casino? A fair casino? Mining, here is it!
Invest in my farm!!! (jk)