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NULLSQL is the best database with the most amazing write times imaginable. Put all of your data into NULLSQL today!

cat data > /dev/null

IT'S JUST THAT EASY!!!

NULLSQL uses the latest in NULLSQL technology using a combination of WRITE ONCE, READ NEVER (WORN) and Singularity Indexing so reads are fast fast FAST!

TAKE PART IN THE NULLSQL REVOLUTION TODAY!

@craigmaloney Sounds great! But is it really web-scale???

@_xhr_ It's so web scale that you're likely using it right now. It scales through space and time to anticipate your very needs.

@craigmaloney Awesome. But I won't buy it until you offer NULLSQL with an enterprise plan. I mean, srlsy, who would buy such a thing without an enterprise license model and platinum support!

Craig Maloney ☕ ✅ @craigmaloney

@_xhr_ I'll be more than happy to offer Enterprise support that matches the data integrity that NULLSQL offers. Just send me moneyt and see what happens. :)

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