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Before having a cat: "Huh, we never seem to use these Band Aids"
While having a cat: "Perhaps I can get by with just one Band Aid if I put it lengthwise. That'll work until I can get to the store to get some more."
@craigmaloney you may want to trim your cats claws... That helps prevent some punctures
@alienghic Indeed, but she also has become wise to us trying to clip her claws and doesn't much care for that sort of thing.
At the vet she has a reputation. So much so that she gets the oven mitts and "the cone of shame".
@alienghic We have trained her well. The vet called her "highly evolved". 😁
@craigmaloney Yikes! That is one kitty skilled at taking down humans