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I'd love to know who cold-brew coffee is for.

Is it for folks who don't like coffee in the first place?

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@craigmaloney It's for the coffee snobs who needed another excuse to 'level up'.

It's the same thing as making iced tea: dump hot water into jug, dope water, wait till cold, enjoy.

@kemonine Reminds me of the nitro coffee that a local shop had for a spell. It tasted like someone took a coffee-flavored shit in my mouth.

@craigmaloney I was addicted to that stuff last year… I'd pour it over ice and add half-and-half

I probably burned out all the caffeine receptors in my body

@zigg I'm having one from Biggby right now and it sort of makes the case, but loses the plot near the finish when I get a chemical taste in my mouth.

@craigmaloney The chemical taste sounds weird. We brewed our own in the office.

@zigg This was something they gave out for International Coffee Day.

Could also be the soup that I had but generally speaking coffee doesn't play second fiddle to most tastes.

@craigmaloney now now, it can be good! It's also, generally, super caffeinated!

@Greg Maybe I'm missing the allure, but I'll try again at some point. But for now I haven't enjoyed my two encounters.

@craigmaloney I want to try the nitro cold brew at one of my favorite roasteries soon, but I'm decaf now, and am scared of not sleeping :)

@Greg I didn't enjoy it but since you're drinking decaf now you might like the taste. 😉

@craigmaloney :P I only drink decent decafs (freshly roasted pour overs). They aren't bad!

@Greg I'm just messing.

There's one decaf coffee that I've found that I like (not that I've looked hard). That's Dark Magic Decaf in the Keurig.

I'm sure there are others, but I've literally made low effort in the search. Perhaps I need to expand the net a bit.

@craigmaloney well, when your local roastery (Petaluma Coffee and Tea, great people, they roast a lot of beans for a lot of people, they do mostly wholesale) has 6 fair trade and 6 normal-capitalism decafs to try from... I've done most of them I think. I'm the decaf-pour-over guy there :)

@craigmaloney well, sometimes i can drink it, because it is somewhat less likely to give me (a person who loves coffee) days of violent liquid shits. so i guess maybe it is for me.

@brennen Nothing wrong with that, I'm just finding the whole experience of drinking it less than satisfactory. 😁

@craigmaloney i've had some commercial cold brew that is pretty gross (i think just because ridiculously strong?), but just throwing a bunch of grounds in a jar of water in the fridge overnight has resulted in some pretty tasty stuff in the past - enough concentrate for all week, dilute to sane strength with hot water or cold milk.

@brennen @craigmaloney cold brew is far less acidic than drip or other methods. It's easier on a lot of folks' digestion and still tastes great.

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It's for those people who absolutely must prep things at least a day before they'll need it. lol

@craigmaloney hipsters drank coffee before it was cool.

@craigmaloney hipsters drank coffee before it was cool

@craigmaloney now now, don’t be hasty. I steep my own, coarse ground for 48 hrs in the fridge- makes a darn good cold coffee on a hot summer morning.

@craigmaloney : according to my wife (I don't drink coffee)) , cold-brewed coffee has less of the acid bite because, other than being roasted, the beans are not 'cooked.'

There are also convenience issues. When I owned a gelato shop, we used cold-brew to make a coffee concentrate that we kept in the fridge (it keeps for weeksl). When a customer ordered a cup, we'd pour out a 2 oz. shot of the concentrate and added hot water. A lot of customers really liked it because it tasted "smooth."

@mitchhellman Thanks. That seems to be the onus for this, but I have yet to find one that I really like. I'll keep trying though.

@craigmaloney I love all coffee. I make my own cold brew, as well as other methods.

@stillinhere I'm still trying to find one that doesn't make me sad. Tried a Biggby cold brew today and it didn't do much for me.

I'll keep trying but so far my success had been low.

@craigmaloney I use Dunkin Donuts original, in the oxo maker. Honestly, I think this blend was made for cold brew. I do use hot water to dilute it, so it's not cold coffee.

@craigmaloney Also note, I use this for my morning cup before work (I work at 5, occasionally 4.) I don't like drip machines much, though.

@stillinhere Ah, we have a drip machine that grinds as well. Might be the difference there.

@craigmaloney I started using a French press some years ago, and never looked back. But it is work intensive for some early mornings.