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Chapter 1: Guy wakes up with sunburn and poops.
Chapter 2: 2 hours later, guy still has sunburn. Uses mirror to look at it.
Chapter 3: Guy talks to lady at work about aloe vera for sunburns.
Why do you wanna waste my time, Stephen?
@guerrillarain Chekov's Aloe-Vera Lotion, I hope.
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