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Craig Maloney ☕ ✅ @craigmaloney

Hi, I'm Craig Maloney. I have a college degree.

I just had to stop myself from putting a metal pot of soup into the microwave instead of on the stove.

AMA.

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@craigmaloney Sounds like you were involved in a scientific experiment to me

@craigmaloney make sure you haven't left your engineering pencil and slide rule in there either.

@craigmaloney but is your degree on microwave safety?

@craigmaloney I have a PhD, I once put an electric caffettiera on the gas.... welcome to the club! :)

@craigmaloney Oh the things I could admit to . . . but I'm trying (not very well) to maintain an image of a reasonably smart guy.

@craigmaloney It's that Michigan politeness. You didn't want to offend the microwave by not using it.