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I know you.
You're the one who thought "You know what's missing from classic metal songs?"
"Black Metal"
And you know what? You're right. It was something that was sorely missing. Much like the realization that Sonny and Cher would have been 100% better with Gallagher, or that everything goes better with CarrotTop, these songs needed the black metal treatment.
